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Friday, February 18, 2011

Market Updates

The Dow closed up today on news that all of Wisconsin's Democrat Senators were still out of town.

The S&P and Nasdaq both closed lower on news that 185 Congressmen were still supporting the murder of Babies.

However, news that 240 Members of Congress had Passed the Bill defunding Planned Parenthood pushed Gold up 0.25%.


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Posted by Liberal Stupidity at 6:15 PM

2 comments:

  1. Cher DuncombeFebruary 20, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    This post was, um...priceless! Very clever and right on the so-called money.

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  2. Liberal StupidityFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    Thank you askcherlock! I am planning on doing regular market reports. I love how "market reporters" always know what drove movement each day. I think I can do better! :)

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