Stupidity Offsets

One of the most dim-witted ideas ever conceived in the mostly inactive brain of a liberal, is the idea of Carbon Offsets, to combat the non-existent problem of man-made Global Warming. Global Warming…. you remember, that myth incubated in the sparse gray matter of men such as Al Gore, and supported by the contrived evidence of pseudo-scientists. 

Carbon Dioxide has been labeled as a “Greenhouse Gas”. Some propose that CO2 is the greatest threat to the Earth as we know it.  

We are all responsible for producing Carbon Dioxide, everything we do involves it’s production, breathing, belching, flatulating, cooking, driving an automobile etc. 

If we go from our current emissions to zero right now, in about 460 years we will have ‘saved’ 1 °C of hypothetical warming.http://www.junkscience.com/Greenhouse/carbon.htm

Carbon Offsets are the liberals’ way of making you feel guilty, and then making money off you because of your despicable habit of breathing. 

Step 1. Make you feel guilty because you were blessed enough to be born in a country where you are a consumer. You should wallow in disgust because you drive an automobile, and have eaten at McDonalds.

Step 2. They measure the amount of carbon(in pounds) that you are responsible for creating. Shame on you for using commercially produced toilet paper!

Step 3. They want you to pay them x amount of dollars for each pound (of carbon, that is) that you are responsible for.

Step 4. They go to the bank with your money, while you keep producing the same amount of carbon, which does nothing to change your output, but makes them rich. (Wait a minute, maybe these libs aren’t as stupid as I first assumed!)

Step 5. The libs then baste in their smug satisfaction of having saved the planet, while individual carbon outputs are NOT actually altered in any way. 

Hmmm….if only there were a way to offset Stupidity…

Hey! I know! Let’s use their model, and see if it works to stem the oceanic tide of stupidity that flows today.

We will be doing quite a few posts dealing with Stupidity Offsets!

Check back often!

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